Base for loser

ok so i pasted this in my survival world and from the outside its literally just a giant stone cube, my friend walked right past it 3 times looking for the base lol. there is NO door wich is so annoying, i had to mine a hole in the wall to get inside. once ur in there is a chest room at the bottom with 40 chests and another one up top with 120 chests, i counted them all with a mod, and they were ALL empty so thats a scam lol. the bottom floor also has a nether portal frame made of 8 obsidian but the middle is missing so it doesnt even work, plus an enchanting table with 25 bookshelves next to it and 42 furnaces in the wall. there is a pool at the side with 2 red beds and the water goes 4 blocks down. the ladder shaft on the right has a tripwire right next to it wich opens all the trapdoors, so i fell in the water like 3 times and my friend was laughing so hard. the walls are full of coal ore and iron ore for decoration and there are 16 silverfish blocks hidden in one wall, i broke one and like 4 silverfish came out and killed me. anyway 9/10 base, only thing i would change is a door and some light outside cuz its pitch black at night